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Om,
Om, Om, Om, Om, Om, Om, Om, Om, Om, Om, ……Stop the mantra! It's time for
an…….
INTERESTING INSIGHT - If you are looking for the meaning of life, and are tired of playing record albums backwards, the Microsoft Word 97 thesaurus is packed with some deep offerings.
To consult the oracle you must do the following:
1. Type a phrase in Microsoft Word 97
2. Highlight the entire phrase and select. Tools:Language:Thesaurus
I got these results for the following phrases, honest!
I'd like Bill Clinton to resign --- I'll drink to that
White House sex --- White lie
Monica Lewinsky --- Monish ( means "to blame")
Groped her body --- Gross
Bill Clinton --- Bill of divorcement
Kenneth Starr --- Kept
Newt for president --- Next
Ku Klux Klan --- Kudos
Elvis is alive --- Elysian fields
Be here now --- Be unlike
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If all this is giving you a headache, you can find relief at a
FUN SITE --- The Museum of Questionable
Medical Devices.
http://www.mtn.org/quack/index.htm
Dubbed "The Quackery Hall of Fame" by the Copley Wire Service, the museum
is the world's largest display of what the human mind has devised to cure
itself without the benefit of either scientific method or common sense.
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Does anybody really know what time it is?
USEFUL SITE - The Atomic Clock
http://tycho.usno.navy.mil/frtime.html
Official Time from the Atomic Clock at the U.S. Naval Observatory.
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COOL QUOTE
"Success in the 21st Century will not mean learning everything about
anything, but in learning one thing after another."
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Buying or selling a car?
COOL RESOURCE --- The Kelley Blue Book
http://www.kbb.com/
Your online guide when you need to make informed choices, whether you are
buying a new or used car; selling or trading in your own car.
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If want to combine checking your stock portfolio and gazing at the
beautiful female form, (naked, no less) you will appreciate this……..
UNUSUAL SITE --- Sexquotes --- ***WARNING This
site is R rated and contains
nudity.
http://www.sexquotes.com/
This site bills itself as the "mega-merger" between high finance and high
society." You can even adjust the level of sexual explicitness of the
photos to match the market conditions.
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If you awaken in the middle of the night with a great idea for an
invention, and are not sure if anyone else had ever thought of it, you can
visit
USEFUL SITE - The IBM Patent Server
http://www.patents.ibm.com/ibm.html
It contains over 26 years of U.S. Patent & Trademark Office (USPTO) patent
descriptions as well as the last 23 years of images.
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FEARLESS STOCK TOUT - FOLLOW UP….
For all of you who laughed at the 1st Cool Tricks and Trinkets stock tout,
CNET (CNWK). It closed at 41 3/8 today, up 9 5/8 points since my
recommendation of last week. (Sorry, I could not resist, as this NEVER
happened when I was a stockbroker)
Someone, once summed up sex as follows: "When you're hot you're hot and
when you're not you're not." With that in mind, I humbly offer…….
INTERNET STOCK TOUT #2 - Xybernaut Corporation (Nasdaq: XYBR) 5 1/2
http://www.xybernaut.com
Xybernaut is the leading manufacturer of wearable computers which offer the power of a laptop while keeping your hands and eyes free to complete jobs more quickly and accurately. With strategic partners like Hewlett-Packard and IBM, it is hard to see how this can miss.
As with all Fearless Stock Touts, buy it and put it away for a few years.
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COOL ONLINE MAGAZINE --- Context Magazine -
business in a world being
transformed by technology.
http://www.contextmag.com/
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If you are visiting from another universe and feel lost, visit
UNUSUAL SITE / BOOK --- After Alien Contact: When
aliens arrive, what
happens to us? A scientific and economic view of what life is like with
aliens on Earth.
http://www.aliencontact.com/
I know this sounds pretty odd, but hold on! It is authored by Dr. Peter
Hamilton, who has a Ph.D. in economics from the University of Minnesota and
is a professor of law at William Mitchell College of Law, and an instructor
of physics at Cornell.
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Take Care,
Charles
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